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How to properly peel a pomegranate

Pomegranates are delicious, but can be tricky to rip open. In this guide I'll show you how to expose that sweet, sweet flesh and get away with it.

Step 1: beat it over then head with a wooden spoon. step 1

Keep doing it until blee— uh, leaks. bleeding

Step 2: Rip open the pomegranate's body, exposing its insides. step 2

Step 3: Dump its guts into a bowl. step 3

Step 4: Don't forget to hide the body throw away the husk. step 4

Step 5: Enjoy the fruits of your labor! step 5

Bonus: eat your pomegranate in front of another pomegranate so they know who's boss. bonus

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Author Jason Velazquez
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