How to properly peel a pomegranate

Pomegranates are delicious, but can be tricky to rip open. In this guide I'll show you how to expose that sweet, sweet flesh and get away with it.

Step 1: beat it over then head with a wooden spoon.

Keep doing it until blee— uh, leaks.

Step 2: Rip open the pomegranate's body, exposing its insides.

Step 3: Dump its guts into a bowl.

Step 4: Don't forget to hide the body throw away the husk.

Step 5: Enjoy the fruits of your labor!

Bonus: eat your pomegranate in front of another pomegranate so they know who's boss.